I’m moving out and I have some furniture removal to take care of. I’ve got a desk that is childish, splattered in stickers and pen marks, that I’ve got to give to my neighbor. I’ve got a breakfast table that is rickety and shakes when you put your elbows on it. I’ve got an old bed that is badly marked. Why do I have all this old bad furniture? I’m an adult. When I move into my new place, I’m going to buy new stuff.

But right now, I need to focus on getting a junk removal service. I can’t just let this stuff rot out on the street. No one will take it, not after the bed bug catastrophe of 2008. Before that you used to be able to take stuff off the streets, all kinds of treasures, but now…

Now I have to call a junk removal business to take my stuff away. As you can imagine, I’m not exactly enthusiastic about paying someone to take my stuff, but I think I’ve found a junk removal business that is worth it. These guys will take all my stuff, an entire house clean out, and they aren’t even that expensive.